**AHEM** *Insert your bio here* **Cough**
My name is Alexzandria.
A Caffeine dependent life-form, a human being.
A woman of mystery and power, whose power is exceeded only by her mystery. Absolutely awkward.
All you hipsters need to stop wearing Nirvana shirts if you don’t even listen to them.
Analogue at birth, digital by design.
Born at a very young age
I hope one day I love something the way women in commercials love yogurt
I always feel sad for seedless watermelons, because what if they wanted babies?
Especially gifted napper.
Just another paper cut survivor
Someday, there’s going to be an updated version of me.
I will go into survival mode if tickled.
** ATTENTION **
PLEASE STOP READING MY BIO FOR ONE MOMENT TO TAKE A LOOK AT THIS IMPORTANT MESSAGE:
You is kind, you is smart, you is important.
PLEASE CONTINUE ON!
Math: Mental Abuse To Humans
Also, I am excellent at parallel parking
Current Residence: Land Of The Remembered
deviantWEAR sizing preference: N/A
Print preference: N/A
Favourite genre of music: Rock
Operating System: Windows 10
MP3 player of choice: ipod
Favourite cartoon character: Anger Beavers
Personal Quote: We’ve all got both light and dark inside us. What matters is the part we choose to act on. That’s who we really are.